But all my love letters have been going to New York!

Mom: Do you remember the Munchkin coroner from the Wizard of Oz?
Yalie: YES......
Mom: Kevin (Yalie's brother)'s friend Jenny took a picture with him because her grandma lives next to him!
Yalie: WHAT?! I heard he was a demented midget crossdresser in an asylum in New York!
Mom: No, no, no, that's wrong. He's a transsexual midget who lives in Florida taking care of his quadripeligic nephew.
Yalie: Oh.

--LA (Obviously)