Oh, I hadn't noticed.

Guy: Do you need double sided tape?
Girl: No! But you can totally see my nipple!


Didn't the sting ray spine tip you off?

Girl: Last night I was so drunk I could only focus on the area directly around my feet. I looked up and saw this guy staring at me. I looked up again and he was like staring at me and totally gaping. I danced over to him and it turned out that it was a life size cardboard cutout of Steve Erwin the Crocodile Hunter. I grinded with it.


"There's got to be a morning afffterrr!"

Girl 1: Let's go to the bathroom.
Girl 2: To find your dignity?
Guy: I think it's wrapped up in your thong I just found balled up on our futon.