But God is dead...

Girl 1: Is that Morse Tower?
Boy: No, it's the Tower of Babel.
Girl 2: But it's too short...
Girl 1: God must be here now, with us.
--Bank of America

The Chamber of Secrets, perhaps.

Girl: I can't conceive of having a penis.
Boy: Well, I can't conceive of having a vagina.
Girl: It's more like, I can't conceive of not having one.
Boy: But then, you got this chamber down there....with holes to the external.

--Eating at East Melange


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