Hullo!

Girl walks into the stall and starts to pee.
Guy: It's ok. I'm gay.
Girl: Ok cool, I'm Canadian!
--Men's Bathroom at Viva's


Guy: It's just that it's sort of, in some way...
Girl: Illegal?
Guy: Yeah.
--High St. Near LC


Girl #1: So, should I like, go for it??
Girl #2: Yeah, he's like...really cute.
Girl #1: Yeah....he reminds me so much of my uncle John. Actually they really look exactly alike and like act the same way. When I was talking to him I was like, Oh my God...Uncle John. It's like they have like the same stupidness or something.
Girl #2: ....Let's do vodka shots.
--BAR Ladies Room


Yale Student on cell: "Gato en mis pantalones"
--Connecticut Limo


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