And that's the story of the first time I used Plan B.

Girl to group of girls: ...and then his willy went like.. gush.

--JE


And, if you must, we can talk dirty.

Guy to girl: Look, I really like talking to you, but can we have sex already?

--Pierson

The horror!

At a lecture during Bulldog Days...

Professor (himself a Yale alum): I found my eight-year-old son was doing some homework the other night around dinner time. I told him to come to the table, but he said, "No, Daddy - I need to study or else I might have to go to Harvard!"

It's true. We do. (smirk)

Eight-year-old boy to friend: If we go to college do you wanna be roommates? What college do you wanna go to? I wanna go to Yale. Actually, no, I hate Yale. They have naked parties.

--P.S. 3, Hudson St, between Bleecker & Grove


This is from overheardinnewyork.com

Whoo Whooo!!!

2000 hits! Let's keep it going. Send me those conversations!

overheardatyale@gmail.com

I wouldn't be saying this if I were sober, though

A secret society tap is being held up by a fellow Tap

Drunk-er Tap: I AM FAIRLY SHITFACED, BUT HE IS A VERY NICE PERSON.

--Old Campus

The Parmesan Mustard Chicken is THAT good.

Girl: Well it could worse, you could be the girl having an orgasm in the dining hall.

--SY Dining Hall

T Ball-sack!

Two girls walk by a whiffle ball game talking animatedly

Girl 1: (Veers towards game) I wanna PLAY!
Girl 2: DO YOU HAVE A TRAIN OF THOUGHT?
Girl 1: Pass me the ball!

--Saybrook's Stone Courtyard

Well way to show them, trooper!

Big Athlete Guy: Shoooot! I TOLD them not to let me into this place. I TOLD them I was gonna fail outa here."

--Leaving Intro to International Relations

...while trying to do a whippet.

Guy: Wow Jen* are you drunk already?
Girl: Not at all I just missed the chair.

"Pay no attention to that hobo behind the curtain."

Yale Volleyball Coach (to High School recruit): Anything you could want in a campus or city, New Haven's got.

--Au Bon Pain

Thanks to http://ramblingwithoutcause.blogspot.com/

Oh god, the BALEEN! and the SHUFFLEBOARD!!

Guy: You're afraid of whales?
Girl: Yeah, but it's not a whale-specific fear...I'm also afraid of cruise ships.

--Watching Planet Earth on Discovery Channel

I mean with the "books" and everything

High School Girl: Oh my god it's like EUROPE in here!
Mother: I know right?

--SML

And I would guess that they have also been drinking soda with alcohol in it!

Awkward guy to his guyfriend: I bet there's so many people here high on weed.

--Outside SigEp

Happy Party Virus!

Girl: Well at least you don't have to worry about cervical cacer.
Guy: Well yeah but what about...butt cancer?

(Both laugh uncontrollably)

Yeah but STILL!

Guy: That dude in the striped shirt was just staring at you so creepily!
Girl: Um, he's mentally challenged.

--Shaws

Question: Who is her fireman?

Drunk Girl: Ohh! There's a vacuum...there's a vacuum.
Sober Guy: Yes there is.
Drunk Girl: I took so many shots....MY FIREMAN! MY FIREMAN....uh...Oh! (surprised) There's a vacuum!!




--SY Elevator

Really? I was under the impression we were going to Asia

1: So did you hear... we're going to Shanghai this summer.
2: Oh really? I thought we were going to China..



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Unappreciated in his own time.

Guy 1: It's so big. I guarantee that you can't fit it in there!
Guy 2: That's what she said! That's what she said! That's such a good that's what she said!
(Total silence)
Guy 2 shakes his head and leaves the table.

But if they're up here?...

(Girl has something around her neck hanging into her plate)

Guy: Your shirt's in your food.
Girl: That's not my shirt...those are my pants! (Does nothing)
Guy: Umm...well then your pants are in your food.
(Pause)
Girl: (with a shriek)...Who am I?

--Saybrook Dining Hall

And don't tell Mom about the boy I talked to yesterday

Prefrosh girl in purple corduroy: What do you want to do?!
Dwarf prefrosh: I don't know. Maybe we can go to the bookstore!
Purple corduroy: What if it's closed? It's pretty late!
Dwarf: I didn't even think of that! I usually go to the bookstore at like, 1:30 in the afternoon!

- York Street, 10:30pm

I've heard they grow on a bush?

(Coming from a Bulldog Days "bagels and lox" study break at Slifka):

Guy: I want some fucking capers.
Girl: Totally - capers are key.
Guy: What do I have to fuck around here to get some capers on this?

Laugh or cry?

Guy 1: (sincerely) I really like you.
Guy2: Thanks!
Guy1: You're always where the alchohol's at.

--SAE


Laugh. Definitely laugh.

Girl: Let's go out back for ice luge and ciggies! Yeah!

--SAE

Just sodomized.

(Pre-frosh girl smacks skeezy pre-frosh guy)

Guy: What the hell! I've been smacked twice tonight and I haven't even raped anyone yet.

And then let's ride the carousel

Three excited prefrosh running to Commons: LET'S GO SEE THE HARRY POTTER ROOM!!!!

- Woolsey Hall rotunda


p.s. Bulldog Days, the season of hilarious prefrosh, is now upon us. Keep your ears open!

Also, I had a really good poop today

Frat guy: So today I had an Italian BMT, a footlong at Subway, and then I got it toasted, and...
Four friends: ..........

-Elm and High