Serves him right.

From comingsoon.net about "Edwin A. Salt"

"The studio's hope is for [Tom] Cruise to play the title character, a CIA officer who is fingered by a defector..."

...In bed

Marketing girl opening fortune cookie.

Girl: Oh I got a good one..."You are talented with your hands."


--Sidney Kimmel Entertainment, LA

...j/k lol!!1!

Explo kid, to friends: Anyway, back to politics.

- Old Campus

...Which I then also ate

Fat New York man: There was a dish called "the suicide dish" and if you ate it, you got a trophy. I got two trophies.


--Royal Palace, Orange St.

Next Year: Cabo...or my ass.

Yale student: What did you do over spring break this year?
Cousin: My nose.
Yale student: Ooooh, riiiight. Look's good!

--Mexican Wedding

My mother was half-bear.

(Yalie puts tampons on the counter)

Middle-eastern Employee: I thought so. I could smell it.


-- LA Licqor-Mart

To MY roomate, Big Marco.

(Yalie's summer roommate manages a restaurant that employs prisoners)

Convict on work furlough: Damn, your roomate is hot. I wish I didn't have to back to prison tonight.

Because it's certainly not a doodle

(this is actually a quote from last summer that i never submitted anywhere, but deserves a post.)

Girl 1, looking at a cookie: Like, what's in a snickerdoodle?
Girl 2: I think it's, like, Snickers.

- Starbucks, Battery Park