Serves him right.

From comingsoon.net about "Edwin A. Salt"

"The studio's hope is for [Tom] Cruise to play the title character, a CIA officer who is fingered by a defector..."

...In bed

Marketing girl opening fortune cookie.

Girl: Oh I got a good one..."You are talented with your hands."


--Sidney Kimmel Entertainment, LA

...j/k lol!!1!

Explo kid, to friends: Anyway, back to politics.

- Old Campus

...Which I then also ate

Fat New York man: There was a dish called "the suicide dish" and if you ate it, you got a trophy. I got two trophies.


--Royal Palace, Orange St.

Next Year: Cabo...or my ass.

Yale student: What did you do over spring break this year?
Cousin: My nose.
Yale student: Ooooh, riiiight. Look's good!

--Mexican Wedding

My mother was half-bear.

(Yalie puts tampons on the counter)

Middle-eastern Employee: I thought so. I could smell it.


-- LA Licqor-Mart

To MY roomate, Big Marco.

(Yalie's summer roommate manages a restaurant that employs prisoners)

Convict on work furlough: Damn, your roomate is hot. I wish I didn't have to back to prison tonight.

Because it's certainly not a doodle

(this is actually a quote from last summer that i never submitted anywhere, but deserves a post.)

Girl 1, looking at a cookie: Like, what's in a snickerdoodle?
Girl 2: I think it's, like, Snickers.

- Starbucks, Battery Park

And then smoke them

Custodian to friends: People on crack will steal your dirty socks, yes they will!

- Vanderbilt archway

They say the best hookers are self taught, though.

Bumper stickers on a passing car:

"War is not the answer"
...
"Proud Hooker Parent" (and the name of some city school underneath.)

--Walking back from Shaws

And didn't you spend a semester in Texas?

(Redhead guy with glasses who works at A1)
Guy: You're from California, right?
Yale Girl: Yup!
Guy: I'm going to California in a week.
Yale Girl: Oh really? Where in Cali?
Guy: Las Vegas.

--A1, , 2:30 a.m.

A throwback to final's week

Sorry I didn't post this earlier!

Sane roommate (aka done with finals): So man, how's the studying going?
Insane roommate (aka not quite done): Um...I've read all my notes, and I'm finally starting to think thematically.
Sane roommate: Huh?
Insane roommate: Like themes, you know, patterns...you have to think thematically for these history exams.
Sane roommate: Right.

Well...on your end...uh, put that thing away.

Drunk hookup to Yale hottie: Oh my god, they look even better OUT of the bra.

--?

But all my love letters have been going to New York!

Mom: Do you remember the Munchkin coroner from the Wizard of Oz?
Yalie: YES......
Mom: Kevin (Yalie's brother)'s friend Jenny took a picture with him because her grandma lives next to him!
Yalie: WHAT?! I heard he was a demented midget crossdresser in an asylum in New York!
Mom: No, no, no, that's wrong. He's a transsexual midget who lives in Florida taking care of his quadripeligic nephew.
Yalie: Oh.

--LA (Obviously)

Yeah!....College!

Hey guys,
I hope your exams and the rest of your year went well and, to all you seniors, I'm gonna miss you. Well, seeing as how it's summer and all there isn't a heck of a lot to overhear "at" Yale. So let's make this site into Overheard BY Yale. Send me the weird, mysterious, and hilarious things you Yalies here wherever you are this summer. Make sure to let me know where you hear it so we can keep track of where all the freaks live!

Mucho gusto,
Joe

He's like a Polish Mr. Darcy

Girl: Yeah I really like him. He likes anime, and he has that EUROPEAN charm.

Furthermore...do you think the shrooms have kicked in?

Student: In ancient Egypt, the crown of lower-Egypt was actually made of cheese. and the crown of upper-Egpyt was made of macaroni and when Queen Nefertiti united the two kingdoms, she wore a crown of mac and cheese.

--SY courtyard


May I gain entry into your vagin?

(Drunk girl is having her party broken up, she is outside with a drink in hand and sporting a neck brace)

Drunk Girl (to cop): High Fiiive!
Cop: Grrreat Success!

Actual post on overhearinnewyork.com:

And That's How I Got into Yale

Guy, excitedly: ... And so he says to me, 'Hey, nice cock.'
Friend: Dude! No way! So, what did you say then?!
Guy: What else could I say? I said, 'Hey... Thanks.'

--5th & 2nd

And he gave me a lump of gefilte fish

Jewdent: So I had this dream, right, and Santa was on the street corner. He's like, "So, have you been good or bad this year?" And I was confused and said, "...uhh, Santa, I've been Jewish."

--Dining Hall

Wow...so you're like a REAL athlete. Cool.

Geeky freshmen Boy 1: I never got a varsity jacket.
Geeky freshmen Boy 2: Neither did I... but I lettered. I just didn't want the jacket.
Geeky freshmen Boy 3: Oh yeah? What'd you letter in?
Geeky freshmen Boy 2: Eh, you know... debate...


--Davenport Courtyard

Yalies: Nerdy and Vulgar

History Major: You just want to resurrect Mao so you could slap him in the face and say "Look how well off Hong Kong and Thailand are now, you piece of shit!"

F=ma

Frazzled finals studier: Physics just makes me horny.

- Calhoun 'Tacofest'

King Philip II always overcharges us, though.

Guy: Most people don't have a fleet of landscapers who come to their house all the time.
Girl: ...We call them the Spanish Armada.

They didn't realize that I'm his apprentice Jew

Asian Girl: Yeah so then I accidentally called Master G "Master Jew" in front of him and everyone just LOOKED at me.

--Pierson

And the matzoh.

Girl: Speaking of crack... I haven't seen the Shakespeare Lady in a long time.
Guy: (Unintelligible)
Girl: It's kind of funny, I was at this AEPi party... and there was clearly a homeless man, drinking.
Guy: (Something else)
Girl: Yeah, so i guess it's OK. I mean, it's AEPi. it's all about love.

--G Heav